The Omega Man

But it’s a familiar story, it’s based on the same basic framework of a movie called The Omega Man with Charlton Heston, which I REALLY watched, when I was a kid, loved that film.  And there’s a Vincent Price movie that’s similar, called The Last Man On Earth – same basic idea. In fact, all the films have very similar final scenes, all around some sort of ceremonial altar type of a display, sort of.

Little known trivia fact: the movie credited with having shown the first ever inter-racial kiss was The Omega Man.  It was between Charlton Heston and Rosalind CashThe Omega Man is one of my all-time favorites, a classic.

In the somewhat similar film

The Last Woman On Earth

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Joke: As The Worm Turns

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

  • The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
  • The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
  • The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
  • The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

  • The first worm in alcohol — Dead
  • The second worm in cigarette smoke — Dead
  • The third worm in chocolate syrup — Dead
  • The fourth worm in good clean soil — Alive!

So the Minister asked the congregation: What did you learn from this demonstration?

Freddie, sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said, ‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’

Social Networking, Security, and Michael Dell’s Teenage Daughter

Michael Dell’s daughter is in the news this week.

I first got a chance to meet Michael Dell in June of 2000 when he spoke at the National Press Club.  The event was coordinated by a friend, the ever so sweet and very hip Gayela Bynum, and moderated by Jack Cushman, who was the Club’s president that year, and who I was able to work with on some tech projects at the Club – Jack was one of the key club leaders at the Club who recognized the power of the World Wide Web early on.

The entire event is still online at C-Span’s online video archives:

Michael Dell at the National Press Club - June 8, 2000

I was in the audience, right up front:

June 8, 2000 - Michael Dell at the National Press Club

I remember clearly that the introduction for Michael Dell was stunning, even to me, and I thought I’d known Dell Computers fairly well already.  Michael Dell, at 35 years old, was announced by Jack as “the youngest CEO of any Fortune 500 company”.  Dell Computers had already become the top seller of personal computers worldwide at the time, selling $40M per day online.  Jack went on to say that Dell stock had risen 79,000 percent in the prior ten years, and in 1999 the Wall Street Journal named Dell Computers as the number 1 company in terms of total return to investors in the previous 3-year, 5-year, and 10-year periods.  You can hear all of this in the video link above.

Michael Dell was already a rather wealthy man that day in 2000.  He’s even more so now.  And he reportedly spends about $3 million on private security.

But that didn’t stop his daughter from taking to Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr to do what pretty much most teenagers do nowadays:  announce their every move and constant whereabouts to the world through social apps.

Unfornately for the very typical teenager, her parents aren’t so typical.  And apparently somebody in the mix didn’t like that she published a detailed invitation to a graduation dinner, two weeks in advance, with the exact whereabouts of everyone involved out there for the world to see.  (“Dell CEO’s Daughter Booted From Twitter For Security Reasons”, Mashable.com, August 14, 2012)

So her Twitter account has been shut down.  Alas.

Security is an issue when you’re a gazillionnaire.  But for that matter – it’s an issue for all of us.  Just because you weren’t the youngest CEO of a Fortune 500 in June of 2000 doesn’t mean you should ignore your own personal security today.

Something to consider.

Going back to that June 2000 speech I attended … if you watch that video, you’ll near Jack close the event with a great line.  The Club always gives an official National Press Club coffee mug to each speaker at the end of their talk, as one of a few tokens of appreciation for the speaker’s efforts and time.  Jack presented the mug to Michael as the “world renowned and highly coveted National Press Club coffee mug”, adding: “I recommend you install java in this before you use it”.  HA!  Such a geek thing to say, I love it.  For those of you aren’t software developers, Java is a great software development language. Obviously it is also a reference to coffee. Excellent pun.

But you probably already knew all of that!

“Royal Pains” and the Graciousness of Andrew Lenchewski and Mark Feuerstein

Royal Pains on the USA NetworkIf anyone told me they wanted to come to where I work and hang out, I would tell them that I would much rather meet them at a restaurant somewhere.  When I’m working, I’m working, and I don’t have the mental capacity to work and try to juggle the act of being social at the same time.

But that’s not the case for two of the most gracious people I’ve met, who also happen to be immensely talented at what they do.  Andrew Lenchewski is the creator, executive producer, and head writer for a great one-hour television show called Royal Pains on the USA Network, and the show’s star, well known actor Mark Feuerstein.  A few of us met Andrew and Mark back in April, and got a grand private tour of the world famous Oheka Castle in Long Island, site of some of the key scenes to the show.  Mark led the tour, and Andrew was right there as well.  That tour and the rest of the day there was an event unto itself, I’ll blog about that soon, there’s just so much to blog about!  Oheka, in case you don’t know, was originally built by famous banker Otto Kahn, the real life person upon whom the Monopoly board game character is based.

That meeting, and a few subsequent discussions, led to another visit to the crew last weekend, at the Brooklyn studios where much of Royal Pains is filmed.  I say “much”, but I wouldn’t say “most”, they do a lot of on-location shooting in the Hamptons.

We toured the sets, including the “guest house”, and the “hospital”.  We saw the post-production operations, and had a great time chatting with the crew there, including David and Katie (Happy birthday Katie!), and one very helpful Matt Nickelson, post-production film editor, a very knowledgeable industry professional.

We even joined the cast for a buffet dinner, and everyone was there, in addition to Mark:  Campbell Scott, Paulo Costanzo, Reshma Shetty, Brooke D’Orsay, and others, I won’t name them all so as not to inadvertently give away any plot lines.  But those names won’t surprise any regular fans of the show.

Incidentally, here’s a little known fact:  Campbell Scott (Boris) is the son of actors George C. Scott and Colleen Dewhurst.

And believe it or not, the three of us who visited ended up sitting in on the reading of the script for the upcoming season 4 grande finale.  And we actually didn’t have to sign any documents to participate, so LEGALLY I could theoretically get away with publishing some breaking news here, but no way would any of us actually do that – we’re all self-avowed to secrecy.  We like the people and show too much, and besides, we’re just not like that anyway.  So the secrets are safe with all of us.

But …

… but ….

… it’s a GREAT season ending, WOW.  You have to watch it.  We only heard the script read aloud, of course, the actors were just doing their initial read-through, and they themselves were hearing it for the first time along with us.  But it was obviously great, and the cast was clearly eating it up.  There are great writers on that show, Andrew chief among them.

P.S.  I did manage to get a few pictures, but not too many.  Between “quiet on the set” and people wolfing down dinner or doing the reading, and chatting about other items, there just wasn’t a whole lot of time to snap pics.  But we definitely got some great shots.  However, I won’t publish them here until I get permission from the individuals involved to do so.  Once that happens, I’ll post an update.

Happy Birthday, Kathie Lee Gifford!

Kathie Lee Gifford celebrated her birthday yesterday on Today, as well she should have – after a lot of work in creating a fantastic musical, and then even more work in making sure it got the recognition it deserved, it it finally heading to Broadway.

Here’s a great article about her birthday and Scandalous at Broadway.com, including a photo of her impressive birthday cake, and a link to more info about the Broadway production of Scandalous.

Scandalous the Musical

 

More Praise for “Oracle SQL Expert” – Trent See

OCA Oracle Database SQL Certified Expert by Steve O'Hearn from Oracle PressI’ve been exchanging emails with a great Oracle professional named Trent See.  Trent originally emailed me back in October of 2010, but stupid me was so busy I never got around to writing back to most of the email I received on the book until recently.  So I only recently asked Trent for permission to quote him, and he just granted me that permission this week.

Here’s an excerpt of Trent’s outstanding original email:

“Thank you for writing the OCA Oracle Database SQL Certified Expert Exam Guide (Exam 1Z0-047) … I’m so glad I bought the book!  There is no way I would have been prepared to take THAT exam with my working knowledge … Thank you Steve!  I have learned more new SQL techniques reading your book in the past month and a half than I have over the past 9+ years!”- Oct. 12, 2010

I’ve added his quote to the praise page for the book.  Trent also provided a few items that I’ve included in the book’s Errata sheet, and I’m crediting him for the those.

Thank you Trent!  And welcome to the distinguished ranks of certified Oracle SQL experts!

Hackers, Data as Hostage, and Pogo’s Enemy

There’s a bunch of news reports of a medical database in Libertyville, Illinois, was hacked.  The invaders locked up the data and are demanding a ransom to release it.

That’s new.  Most people fear hacking because of the exposure their data will get.  There hasn’t been much of a concern regarding the seizure of data and its being held hostage. 

I read about this disturbing (and inevitable) development in several places, including William Knowles quite amazing newsletter, and a Bloomberg article. The Bloomberg article credits the original story to the "privacy blogger Dissent Doe".

I visited Dissent Doe’s website, and it’s fantastic:  http://www.pogowasright.org/

Remember Pogo?  That’s the comic strip character of many years ago, famous for the line "we have met the enemy and it is us".  Great title for a blog about privacy and the issues involved today.

If you spend a few minutes visiting Dissent Doe’s website, you’ll soon conclude the same thing that famed Sun Micrososytems CEO Scott McNealy concluded in a speech he gave a number of years ago to a small gathering of people of which I was a part.  His conclusion: "Privacy is dead; get over it."

But having your data held hostage – now THAT strikes me as new.

 

 

 

Hadoop and the Oracle RDBMS

Hadoop LogoI love Hadoop for what it does.  One advantage to it: it enables the repositioning of common data manipulation tasks to distributed points on a network, opening up the ability to perform analysis across multiple data sources across various web-enabled sources and leveraging multiple data resources as though they were integrated into a single autonomous data store.   That’s one of its advantages.

But Hadoop is still relatively new.  So it amazes me that end-users today are shocked, shocked I tell you that infrastructure capabilities such as robust security and multi-user access haven’t been fully implemented.

Information Week magazine published a great piece in which Robert Bird of Red Lambda commented that Hadoop “really isn’t designed to be a secure processing environment, which is a little scary considering how many people are trying to use it” that way, adding “[w]e see Hadoop being used to solve one problem here and two problems there … [w]hat we don’t see is 75 or 100 people in the environment all writing different programs and using it for this big cluster. We don’t see it providing the real economies of scale that it should at the data-center level.” [1]

It took Oracle and other vendors years to get those capabilities to the point of maturity.  I think a lot of modern users expect to snap two fingers and viola, instant mature complex data analysis tool.   Open source and crowd-based collaboration are certainly helping to speed the development cycle.  But complex systems like Hadoop still need time to develop, at least – in the current environment.

Be patient, Hadoop-ians.  It’ll happen.

Footnotes

[1] Hadoop Security: Some Enterprises Miss Risks. Information Week, August 8, 2012.  http://www.informationweek.com/big-data/news/software-platforms/240005132/hadoop-security-some-enterprises-miss-risks1