What Do You Call….
1. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? Decalfinated.
2. What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom.
3. What do you call a snake who is employed by the government? A civil serpent.
4. What do you call a hippy’s wife? Mississippi.
5. What do you call bears without ears? B.
6. What do you call the shortest distance between 2 jokes? A straight line.
7. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus.
8. What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath? Polly unsaturated.
9. What do you call a cat who ate a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
10. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A witty kitty.
11. What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles? A car-toonist.
12. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? An alarm cluck.
13. What do you call a lady magician? Trixie.
14. What do you call a crazy spaceman? An astronut.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.
17. What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer? Mountie Python.
18. What do you call a rabbit who is really cool? A hip hopper.
19. What do you call a butterfingered nurse? A medicine dropper.
20. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
21. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat.
22. What do you call a song sung in a car? A car-tune.
23. What do you call something lying at the bottom of the ocean and twitching? A nervous wreck.
24. What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
25. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.